Make America Gay Again

Red, white, and blush.

Introducing the MAGA Cage — our patriotic tribute to erotic control. Whether you’re a closeted congressman or just a brat with authority issues, this cage locks you into submission for the greater good.

Designed for maximum humiliation and minimum freedom, the MAGA Cage features bold lines, breathable cutouts, and just enough curve to keep things politically incorrect. Perfect for rallies, debates, or solo filibusters.

Key Features:

• 3D-printed for lightweight, wearable comfort

• Themed for humiliation, roleplay, or good old-fashioned denial

• Includes a QR code in packaging to unlock a bonus comic

• Compatible with all Beta Bodega base rings

Warning: Wearing this cage may result in spontaneous pledges of allegiance, blushing, and being called a “good little patriot.” Lock him up!